What is it about tires that makes them such a common thing to find scattered throughout the landscape? Is it really expensive to have them recycled? Are there a lack of places to take them? Whatever the reason, it just seems so sad to find them randomly piled all over the sides of roads, in the waterways, and where ever else they roll too. It seems as if there should be a special fine beyond littering for whoever it caught doing this. Here's an idea. If you are caught dumping tires then I propose you should be strapped into a farm tractor tire and rolled down a big hill and into a snake infested bog. You would get to have a life vest of course. If you survive the roll, and the snakes, then we should paint the tires on your vehicle bright green at your expense. You know, green like the way the environment should be. I know it's really clever. Why stop there? You should be made to retrieve two tires for everyone you were caught disposing of and then made to dispose of them at your expense. An automatic fine of one thousand dollars and green tires on your vehicle for a year. Oh and one last thing; I strongly suggest a big bumper sticker that says, "Don't be a Jack-Ass, recycle your tires!" Let that roll around in your mind for a while.
Happy Shooting.
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